Funny You Should Say That

Do not use any new word you learn in this column or you will be cheugy. And that’s not good.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

The world is at 82 million songs and counting. How hard can it be? Not very.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

People who say being bored makes you boring … bore me.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Funny how a simple little diversion can turn into a harrowing existential threat.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

You don’t know what you know, your reality is not real, and it’s existentially impossible for you to run a red light.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

ALEXA! Who wrote the song “Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over”? SIRI! Why do servers give me nine creamers when I ask for one?

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Not that I’ve been invited to give one, but if I were …

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Where do writers get their ideas? If you know, please send directions.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

When joining in the public conversation, it’s always best to have an exit strategy.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

Of right wings, left wings, and a plane with both on a possible trip to Switzerland.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

I don’t mind getting old. I mind being told I’m not getting old.

John Cadley

Funny You Should Say That

We’ve tried to contact extraterrestrials for centuries with no results. I think I know why.